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fart pitching 

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.
fart pitching by ur gramma November 29, 2009
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Fart Terrorist 

a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.
My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.

fart therapy 

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.
"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann
fart therapy by confuzyon March 29, 2017

fart salad 

When more than one fart shares a confined area.
Our farts just tossed a fart salad
fart salad by godz_comic November 4, 2017

Fart Dart 

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!

Fart pipe 

Exsessivly big, loud mufflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.
Damn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!
Fart pipe by Flip April 30, 2002