tap and fap

After having sexual intercourse, the male or female masturbates afterwards by themselves.

Hey, I heard Max just initiated the tap and fap maneuver .

by karss June 13, 2016

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ April 27, 2016

Fap burn

When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much

Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt

by Vicky_R October 9, 2016

FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs September 7, 2016

Fap Face

Typically a person who likes to fap, and ejaculate all over their face.

Oh my, I fapped all over my face last night cause I'm a dirty fap face.

by Notafaggotfaggot August 25, 2016

fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap

I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail

by mohawk on a motard August 3, 2016

Pocket Fap

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public

I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing

fap wank masturbation

by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016