Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

father mahoo hoo shaboo

God. That about covers it.

He is a weebl'er from the weebl and bob forums.

FMHS: I am god, your mum.

by santa June 2, 2004

Fatherless Behavior

A term used by new gen kids who call anyone they find weird or strange fatherless,keep note it’s meant to be an insult.

“Look at that emo kid they’re probably fatherless Behavior”

by kpoplesgo March 31, 2022

father ted

Correction: Father Ted was a British programme, made by Channel 4 (U.K.), and shot in London. It was, of course, set in Ireland and the external scenes were shot on location.

Sheryl Crow (inexplicably): "My name is Father Ted"

by anonymous June 2, 2004

father

a older member of your social group who has been, there done that + looks like it!

"i'm not sure what to do..."
"ask father, he's bound to know best!"

by janner burns April 30, 2004

Fatherfucker

Femenine(or gender neutral) form of Motherfucker.

The fatherfucker is the fucker that the motherfucker fucked.

by RugttaM February 18, 2015

father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

by idyt November 19, 2016