Face like a half sucked mango

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

Face a blunt

to smoke a whole blunt by yourself

"Rich Homie came through on the loud last night and let me face a blunt"

by Joey Rockefeller November 18, 2014

face diaper

slang for face mask

I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

your face is

Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.

Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.

Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.

Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.

A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.

by shitty car November 22, 2007

Kill it in the face

Either shredding it up in a bowl or having a sick run at the skate park.

Damn dude way to kill it in the face!!!! Nice run

by Pbrdrinkingmachine September 17, 2010

Facebook Slut

One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several different walls, or participating in a ridiculous amount of Facebook activities in a day just to get their name in the newsfeed.

I got on Facebook today and I kept seeing Sally's name in my newsfeed...what a Facebook slut!

by natethegreat58 March 31, 2009

Annoying Facebook Girl

The girl that does the duck face in every picture. The girl that always posts the emo lyrics from whatever song she happens to be listening to in a status update. The girl that gets a new boyfriend, tells everybody how great he is, and breaks up with him 2 weeks later. The girl that posts way too many pictures of her feet. The girl that posts hot bikini pics all over her wall and then complains about all the people perving on her. The girl with the black and white and/or sepia photos of her face.
You know the girl.

Annoying Facebook Girl: lady gaga is the teh bestttttttt <3 she isso deeeeeeppp<3

by Rabees August 4, 2011