gay depression 

When you’re gay asf and can’t find any other gays to share your gay with

Damn that girl is hot, too bad she likes guys. And thereeees my gay depression.

gay depression by Greasynoceur January 31, 2018

Sexual Depression 

This type of depression happens due to being single causing you to not stop masturbating/being horny. This causes you to be highly depressed over not having any sexual activity with someone else besides yourself.

Damn...Jarod...you definitely have sexual depression. I mean when was the last time you had sex?

Sexual Depression by Supbitches April 8, 2020

That's Depressing

A statement usually used at the end of an answer that is not expected or not wanted. usually not used in the more serious lament, most often used as a joke when something seems amise.

John: Hey wanna hang out today?
Leslie: Sorry I can't I gotta work tonight, I'm busy all week so we probably won't be able to hang for a few days.
John: That's Depressing....

That's Depressing by Ferdinand Maximilian December 5, 2010

Fake Depression 

Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.

Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.

Fake Depression by Rose434 May 28, 2019

beard-polar depression 

Combination of "beard" and "bi-polar depression," describing the loss, sadness, and vicarious nakedness one feels when a male acquaintance suddenly shaves off his beard.

Joe was rocking the beard until today. I'm so blue...must be beard-polar depression.

beard-polar depression by Ae5Ea8 February 24, 2015

Depression 

When Urban Dictionary rejects your definition for 100th time

Depression is basically the feeling you get when you wake up thinking it's Sunday, but it's actually Monday. THE GODS HATE YOU

Depression by Cookie Donut October 26, 2016

depression nap 

When you're depressed and you need to take a nap.

Yo man I'm feeling kinda sad, I'm gonna go take a depression nap real quick.

depression nap by Somebodycall911shortyfireburn April 3, 2017