Deretić

the best Serbian surname ever existed

- omg, who is it?
- looks like it’s Violeta Deretić, the most beautiful girl in the world!

by Mujeriego February 6, 2023

Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023

Derek Wiegers

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.

You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.

by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Derek

A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .

I loved getting to know Derek.

by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023

Derek

Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023