vaginal cortex

The part of the brain that controls the vagina.

1. It takes twenty years of hardcore training for woman to fully unlock the vaginal cortex.

2. See, men used to have a vaginal cortex, due to being female for the first twelve weeks inside the womb. But the body gets rid of if while their penis fully develops.

by FunnyJoJo November 5, 2017

horatio cornblower

The process of getting a full size, unbuttered corn on the cob shoved in one's slop hole.

Enrique received a horatio cornblower for his bat mitzvah.

by Johnson hunter February 9, 2021

Crash corn

To shoot

"OFB, we don't talk like dem
We just pull up and crash corn at dem" ~ #OFB Akz

by Ballsaq808 April 4, 2021

verbal cord

Not to be confused with the vocal cord, it is the language processor located between the throat and the tongue, which is used as a skipping rope by its player: some microscopic being.

Each successful jump over the instrument produces an faultlessly pronounced word that is then exteriorized out of the mouth by the tongue. But if the cord is tripped on one or multiple times and tangled up, it results in stutters, thus incomplete words.

Porky Pig clearly has a will to live. Can't say the same for his verbal cord as it tied itself into a noose.

by Sukala A.P. October 19, 2021

new york corndog

When a male is infected with three or more STD's at once. The resulting mess around their genitailia can be concidered as looking like a New York corndog.

John: "Man I need to go to the doctor,"
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."

by Terry T. May 23, 2017

a package from the valve corporation

An erection / boner.

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...

by yungdairy November 26, 2018

Corsage

Flowers attached to a bracelet to give to a girl for a prom or banquet. This makes less of a hassle for the girl to carry around a bouquet.

I gave a corsage to my gf at the prom.

by Franky Xenoth November 12, 2006