Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.

My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023

Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know

When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky

by Big Benoit July 1, 2023

contraband papi

A sweater or hoodie that is borrowed from an elderly person.

“omg i love your sweater!” thanks, it s a contraband papi”

by heyyyyy ;) July 15, 2023

Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line

If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline

by Jovat August 29, 2023

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas July 31, 2024