Cherry Condom

One day in grade 5 a boy brought a bag full of cherry flavored condoms to school, he thought it was his lunch. He put a condom over the water fountain and it was never used until the next year

Shrek: is that a cherry condom donkeee
Donkey: yahh it is
Shrek: can I suck you with it on?
Donkey:ohh yes

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018

Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

by big edwin December 13, 2017

Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.

Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.

by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019

Condom

Is Something your dad didnt use

Your a CONDOM

by O2trappy March 18, 2021