Baird Cantrell

A guy who spends his time playing video games, kicking balls, and watching TV. He always is kind to you, but you definitely don’t want to get on his bad side.

Guy 1: Is that Baird?
BAIRD: Kamehameha!!!!

It is Baird Cantrell

by Guy man 23 January 13, 2024

I cast Sisay

An expression of wanting to eat one's own butthole. Typically used by delusional dumpster fires.

I don't need Sisay to win. So anyways, I cast Sisay.

by SnapCryptic February 21, 2024

Smosh Cast

People that work at Smosh that appear in videos regularly.

As of June 2024, these include:

Ian Hecox
Anthony Padilla
Keith Leak Jr.
Olivia Sui
Noah Grossman
Courtney Miller
Shayne Topp
Damian Haas
Amanda Lehan-Canto
Chanse McCrary
Arasha Lalani
Angela Giarratana
Trevor Evarts
Tommy Bowe

Richard: What’s your favorite thing about Smosh?
Keegan: I love the Smosh Cast!
Janie: What? I hate Smosh!
Keegan and Richard: Shut the fuck up Janie!

by mathsdebator June 14, 2024

Hype Cast

Also: Hype Casting
When an influencer, actor, or actress is cast in a role regardless of whether or not they're right for the role instead based on their trending status.

i.e. Pedro Pascal, Timothy Chalamet, and Zendaya were cast in the majority of blockbuster films in the early 2020s based on their ability to attract audiences and box office revenue regardless of their suitability for the role, or in some instances their talent.

Unlike Type Casting where an actor is reliably cast in a particular role.
i.e. the Action Hero is played by Jason Statham, regardless of the film

I wish they would put more effort into casting now a days it seems they just want to put the most Instagram, and Tiktok famous people in movies man, it sucks. Hype Casting totally ruins movies, cast people who can actually act!

by FajitaCarnita December 15, 2024

Orthodoxic cartridge

The act of inserting a moldy condom into a women's vagina, leaving it to rot before grabbing it out let the juices flow onto the hand. One must procced in prayer of the orthodox religion before sucking all juices out, leaving a wet sensation in the mouth.

Dude, I'm fuckkkkked... I finished a Orthodoxic cartridge.

Should I call the health department?

by Sokol<3 January 30, 2025

Solid Cast Net

The act of showing your dic pick to friends in hopes of one wanting to "check it out further."

I threw a Solid Cast Net out to Natalie and Steph but both giggled and joked about it for a week.

by TinyDefs February 26, 2025

Subtle Cast

The solution to being silenced.

Shit-brain *Casts silenced*

(Silencè
Hym 😮☝️..... 🤨.... 😮🤨.... 😑 *Heavily implied Subtle Cast: WORLD CUTTING SLASH!*🫵--------------------->🫵

Iam "Yeah, you know, I can see how he's Sakuna... Ooooh... Right. I would be the Gojo... Yeah yeah yeah... Everybody gets what they want then."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025