Castalia

A girl named with purity in mind that consistently manages to make Hell's wrath cute and forgivable. She walks with the confidence of one who can kill any man with ease because she can and will if provoked. This does nothing to keep people from loving her even knowing that they are always in danger when around her. She has energy reserves that put the energizer bunny to shame and the strongest pimp hand to ever grace the earth. She also smells like strawberries.

Dude look, it's Castalia! She's so fuckin' cool!

You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022

Bouncy castle Catholics

Catholic parents who, while no longer ascribing to the Catholic faith or ever attending mass will insist on their children receiving the sacrments of baptism, communion and conformation. So called because the event is more about the party that follows, which will always involve the renting out of a bouncy castle.

Tom and Julie are bouncy castle Catholics- you never seen them once at mass and yet here they are for their kids' communion.

by Paulb23 October 13, 2017

Will Castle

Will castle. Wow. He is such an amazing boy. He is the funniest person you will ever meet. He’s so caring and nice but only if he likes you. He calls everyone a hacker because that’s just what he does. he also likes saying “gotcha bitch” in a weird tone but it makes us all laugh. He plays hockey and has the best smile i’ve ever seen. it’s so wise it goes to his eyes. He wears glasses that make him look EVEN BETTER. He’s just in all a great guy.

Will castle is the cute kid in the white helmet.

by i’m cooler than you February 27, 2019

Luke Castellan

Luke Castellan the main antagonist other than Kronos basically he’s sketchy time dudes side kick who was a little bit too interested with a certain little girl called annabeth….

Person one:Hey that’s a Luke Castellan

Person two: what are you talking about that’s just a guy with daddy issues?!

by Yes.I.like.dionosaurs August 10, 2021

Valerie Castellanos

Valerie C. is a very VERY VERY pretty girl, she's honestly drop dead gorgeous. She is a super crazy and funny person and everyone loves her. Her favorite artist is Tyler The Creator and she's a Leo. And she has a boyfriend named Elijah who loves her a lot and thinks everything about her is amazing and awesome. People say when you look at her smile it feels like your in heaven. Her eyes are so stunning. Her hair is so beautiful as well. She is the most amazing girl in the world and the best you can ever ask for. That's who Valerie C. is. <3

Valerie Castellanos is such a beautiful girl.

by Icysunsetfox May 12, 2022

Fister saster caster unit

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.

Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.

by Mergeman September 30, 2008

King in the Castle

The top dawg in Kazakhstan. Everyone loves him. He is the most fashionable and at any given moment anyone will get on their knees and eat his shit to the bone.

Borat- "Ooh lala! Oh well. King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair, I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this King in the Castle!"

by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019