When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.
Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"
Guy- "It's my hot axe."
Friend- "BIITCH!"
Guy- "It's my hot axe."
Friend- "BIITCH!"
by umbreonxxx August 27, 2019
A girl who will lose her mind and think of eating your balls at a flint of a second. She thinks your a celebrity. She looks like she has schizophrenia but she's just a little nervous.
Your walking in the mall and you see a girl glitch.
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Sonya? She was eyeballing you."
Guy 2- "No. She was looking at you. She's a glitch."
by umbreonxxx December 15, 2019
Girl- "I wonder where my friend is. I haven't seen my friend all day."
Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"
Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."
Friend- Muah. "Hi, what's up?"
Girl- "Hi, I didn't see you."
by umbreonxxx August 24, 2019
Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.
Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
by umbreonxxx February 15, 2021
The top dawg in Kazakhstan. Everyone loves him. He is the most fashionable and at any given moment anyone will get on their knees and eat his shit to the bone.
Borat- "Ooh lala! Oh well. King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair, I have a chair! Oh go do this, go do this King in the Castle!"
by umbreonxxx August 25, 2019
When the same people who grant you a stimulus put a dildo so fucking hard up their asshole pussy man that they scream YAAAÔRALE :/ so we get greens yes great lord amen thank you for forgiving us of our sins and Ms. $$$$ X thank god that she wears spikes the roughest raging rabbit Jesus our father we're blessed and she deserves your love oh son of god at last she may live on the edge with her orange hair and her head in the sky.
by umbreonxxx January 16, 2021
A queer (girl/guy) that trolls you and photoshops your body on theirs. Theys spy and copy everything they fucking do from someone else. They take credit of any of your work, score, anything you type that they can put they're name over. They'll use you to make a fake account to get publicity. They rub they're hands together and think they're big playmaker playboys. They're all fucked up idiots. They think your their "op" so they give you a big pussy face when they see you even though they're not even a hustle and you can smoke all of them. They hate you because you're better than them. When they're not too busy "hustling" they're either fucking themselves or doing drugs. They buy their fake plastic pussies/fake dick dildos in somebody elses address. They're pawns and all the hoes play them their whole lives. The hoes feel sorry for them so they give it to them even though they're cheaters, fags, pussies, snakes, trolls, fiends, fools, bitches, niggers, wimps, spics, drug addicts, junkies, haters, rats, jocks, posers, shitbags, perverts, public offenders, have no skills, and broke. They love every drug(I can't type). They have a basic sized dick. They're part of the nnnnnn(no dick) gang. They use "popsicle sticks", "duct tape", "putty egg", "velcro", "strings", "staplers", "donkey yoyo", etc and they put it out of their zipper even though a child could see it.
Guy 1- "Did you hear that girl got with Playa lol?
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
Guy 2- "No. I don't know why anyone would go down on that goddamn fony."
Guy 1- "No way bro is that your body photoshopped on Playa's profile picture?"
Guy 2- "Yes it is. I'm going to report him and every fiend that photoshops my body with their name on it."
Guy 1- "No lie, I would run up right in his face."
by umbreonxxx May 08, 2021