my baby

Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.

"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.

by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021

babies and hand grenades

Something happening that is fucking nuts

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here

by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016

pretty baby boy

Kobe

Kobe would be considered handsome, but he is just 4 months, that makes him a pretty baby boy.

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The giant baby worked at the DA's office. With her rattle in one hand and her bottle in the other hand, she would rattle the cages so that Batman wouldn't have to go it alone all the time. He was sick of doing everything.

by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021

jay baby

she’s the most kindest, sweetest, and cutest person you’ll ever meet. having a jay baby in your life will be the best life experience ever. she’s very passionate about who she stans and will even run a fan account for her idols. you will regret losing them.

“she’s so sweet, what’s her name?”
“oh yeah that’s jay, or jay baby, she’s always like that”

by sophisticcated June 30, 2021

North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.

Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?

by Leapstone October 10, 2025