by ladyjayy4243 January 9, 2012
Get the Crashout mug.A crashout (noun) is a person who is on dumbass, reckless, absurd timing. A person is called a Crashout when they’re doing or thinking of doing something absurd.
by Taliburner November 5, 2023
Get the Crashout mug.A term originally used to describe the indiscriminate actions of Jordan D. colloquially known as "Jornado" once he is extremely inebriated and is freed from all concepts of inhibition or self control. The term has evolved into usage to describe when any individual let's their emotions get the best of them and said person commits overtly destructive acts, speech, or a combination of the two.
Did you hear about Mike throwing that girl off the boat into the water after she told him he's ugly? Yeah bro he's a certified crashout
by Detippe December 5, 2024
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A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
Get the John Pork Crashout mug.by Crashoutforg July 8, 2024
Get the Crashout mug.Stage 1: You will make a joke about these sensitive topics: Being Jewish, Having a Crush on Butters, Liking 12-year-olds, or chugging whiskey.
Stage 2: He will deny the allegations and say he "never converted", "Butters was a joke", or "Whats your parents age gap".
Stage 3: He will start to complain about how you should let him live and this needs to stop.
Stage 4: He will make up fake allegations about whoever is joking about these topics.
Stage 5: He will start to Crashout and say how you always bully him, how your a bad friend, or how you need to apologize.
Stage 6: He will not talk for the rest of the day.
Stage 7: He will showup to school like nothing happend.
Stage 2: He will deny the allegations and say he "never converted", "Butters was a joke", or "Whats your parents age gap".
Stage 3: He will start to complain about how you should let him live and this needs to stop.
Stage 4: He will make up fake allegations about whoever is joking about these topics.
Stage 5: He will start to Crashout and say how you always bully him, how your a bad friend, or how you need to apologize.
Stage 6: He will not talk for the rest of the day.
Stage 7: He will showup to school like nothing happend.
by Bigsmallchild January 13, 2025
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