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fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021
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Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations
*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!
by thurb April 28, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Hatmug.

Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.
“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”
by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025
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Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal
by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025
mugGet the Shave Pussymug.

pussy pals

A group of people (usually two) who think they are the shit and can make someone’s life a living hell if they say just one negative comment about something
Mark: “It’s just a joke...”
Aaron: “Shut the fuck up
Andrew: “So rude...”
Mark: murmurs “Fucking pussy pals.”
by DrRiddlez November 15, 2020
mugGet the pussy palsmug.

Pussy

Something that should be clean and if it isn’t it smells like fish but guys and girls like to eat it 🫦
Him: I wanna eat her pussy so bad bruh
Me: I feel like you like fish too much nasty hoe
Him: fuck you
by Yukio 🤨💙 May 20, 2022
mugGet the Pussymug.

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.
by Iri June 17, 2024
mugGet the wife pussymug.

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