getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

Moose Yards

An area north of Shawano Lake in Wisconsin known for its many bars and cottages.

I live in the Moose Yards.

by Jarppilarpagus August 2, 2018

20-yarded

A term used in rugby when one is tackled 20 yards back.

"That big lad just 20-yarded that wee boy!"

by Footman22 September 17, 2019

jessica yardley

Jessica Yardley is honestly the most beautiful name that can me given, u are blessed if u are called Jessica Yardley, ur probably gorgeous and talented like DAMN.

“Im surprised she’s not called Jessica Yardley, she’s just perfect”

by Afrivkendumbass December 3, 2020

The Whole 8.9 Yards

Refering to the act of doing everything with a partner related to sex (foreplay, oral, etc.) up to and stopping short of penile insertion.

Alluding to the colloquial phrase "The whole nine yards", but stopping about 3.5 inches short of going all the way.

Blake: "Man, Lucy and I went the whole 8.9 yards last night"
Jason: "Dang dude, what stopped you?"

by jrrrrrrrred December 30, 2022

Marshall’s 50 Yarder

When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.

My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.

by BleedingRed August 19, 2023

Yardbird

n. A useless person; a waste of space.

Like plastic gnomes and flamingoes on people's yards.

What a fucking idiot. That yardbird can't even make toast.

by Hally November 9, 2004