wang dang doodle

To a pitch a wang dang doodle is to have a good old fashioned Saturday night filled with drunken revelry, which may include but is not limited to fighting, dancing, singing and the like.
See also the song by Willie Dixon of the same name.

We're gonna a pitch a wang dang doodle all night long...and hope that we won't have to drag Owen's tequila soaked body back to the house...again.

by symonsez March 31, 2003

hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

by lardpony September 4, 2005

Wand of gamelon

Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.

Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.

by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 11, 2009

Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009

Chino Wanker

A vile human being who originally was a huge chav maybe a week ago, but then suddenly purchases a pair of chinos and possibly an optional hollister shirt which replaces the traditional adidas tracksuit, and then suddenly presumes they are an "indie kid": they're not mainstream in the slightest, and "totally unique" from everybody else. Although seeing as most chavs are adopting the chino wanker style, it is becoming pretty mainstream.

Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.

''Mad Dez'': "Alright der mikey lad, lovin dem chino's got pair from topman the other day like, der well comfy arent de!"

Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"

*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*

"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"

"Mad Dez": "Wa"

by LKilby August 28, 2011

wannabe non-conformist

1. A person who generally shocks 'normal' people but annoys actual non-comformists by saying and doing things that millions of other people have done in an atempt to be a rebel. They also don't mean a single word they say.

1.
Wannabe: I love death and Satan, and I hate wearing pants because everyone else wears pants.
Normal: Oh my god, you're such a freak!
Non-comformist: ....

by Valley80sgurl May 4, 2005

wannabe stoner

someone who smokes weed once and decides that they've been doing it for years. often rich white kids devoid of any individuality trying to leech off of drug culture. it is not uncommon for one to be a wigger

i just sold a dimebag to those wannabe stoners for $40 and called it purple haze

by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006