Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.

He's such a jack van norton

by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018

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H. Van Scott

A guy with one hell of an ass, great at making any girl's night light up like no other. You will not forget you met him.

H. Van Scott was really great at dancing last night, never will I forget him.

by FrancescaRose June 27, 2016

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Vincent van Goo

The act of someone with a micropenis having sex with one of another person's aural orifices

I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.

The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.

by AudenSnow May 27, 2019

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The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.

Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.

by Lark Bear May 23, 2022

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