Word Tornado

The action of getting caught severely mispronouncing or fumbling a word in normal conversation, often thought to be similar to a stutter. Typically happens when hungover.

Did you hear about the new season of Jersey Shore? They are going to Itatatily...I mean Italy. Looks like I got caught in another word tornado.

by CountryTime July 30, 2011

Tonka

When someone is or does something stupid you call them a tonka

"Hey davy you're a fucking tonka"

"Look at this tonka"

by JUBES June 30, 2014

Honky tonk

A very white person.

Look at the honky tonks taking their kids to soccer practice in their minivans.

by HobonamedRich April 7, 2017

Flamboyant Tornado

refers to when a man has anal sex with a woman and ejaculates into her butthole. Another girl proceeds to suck the cum out of the first girls butthole, and then makes out with the man while the cum is still in her mouth.

dude! mike, andrea, and lexi did a flamboyant tornado last night.

by marselle williams October 14, 2009

Honkey Tonk Encore

A word to imagine a pisstaking honkey tonk encore playing in the background where you are not just cutting it fine to make an event, you are in real danger of not making it. Usually imagined where JUST when you really don't need it, an extra obstruction on the road blocks your path to wherever you need to get to.

(Two football fans driving to Yeovil Town away from up North)

' Kick off is at 3pm. It said delays between Junctions 21 ans 22 not fucking 22 and fucking Exeter! This traffic is not just taking the MICHAEL, its the honkey tonk encore!'

by mids99 November 9, 2009

dirty tornado

While laying on your back, put your junk in a girls pooper and spin her around violently while she holds her legs up to her chest.

Yo! I just gave a girl a dirty tornado and she got so dizzy she vomited all over me!

by aaaaaaabsssssssssrfffd December 21, 2013

Torn City

Torn is a text based crime game, the forums of which are filled with incessant shit posted by keyboard warriors, white knights and trolls. I recommend that females give the game a miss as you will be the target of abuse and endless harassment.

Player 1: Look at my Torn City Gold Watch. It's a lavish time piece.
Player 2: Your watch is fake.
Player 1: Shut up peasant. It is real.

by colgatethecrossdresser May 8, 2018