Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

Porky Pork

A person with an extremely large head, both physically and metaphorically. Resembling a pig.

That guy thinks he's cool but I find him so pigheaded. He's Porky Pork

by ShamimaLegend September 29, 2025

Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

Pork Chop

Down trodden man. Not allowed out for a beer. The result will be wife partner or spouse hitting them and leaving an ear looking like a pork chop. The swelling causes a human ear to look like a pork chop.

Davey V you not allowed out again you pork chop.

by Porkchopper March 6, 2025

Pork

Dumb, lame or boring.

I mean he's nice but he's just kinda pork

by Chaddly July 2, 2019

Pork Pie

A packed out fury of meat, smoothered in a jellied gloop, encased in a golden crust, and slapped between the thighs of a 60+ year old female.

Ooh, I bet Patrice has the tastiest pork pie in the street

by Lord Jebus Thy Saviour June 25, 2021