Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

The finger test

The act of sticking 2 fingers in a womens vagina and pulling them out to smell. If it smells dirty your dick dont care shove it in. if it smells clean go ahead and eat it(:

1.) The first time you go down on a girl.
2.) Going down on someone's mom.
3.) going down on any girl over the age of 25. "The finger test"

by Hailoveyou. January 8, 2012

blanket test

It's a test which you put your significant other to so you can find out if he/she is your soulmate.
When she(rarely "he") talks to you about something rather boring (pretend to) fall asleep.If she(/he) instead of getting mad covers you up with a blanket and lets you sleep then you know it's your soulmate.

blanket test

by Fane Tractoristul May 23, 2009

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003

Shake Test

Noun, verb, whatever you see fit.

A simple 2-step maneuver preformed while drinking to test one's level of drunkness.

Step 1. Shake head
Step 2. Evaluate how drunk you are by how long it takes your surroundings to stop spinning.

Goal: keep them spinning!

Shit. After all this rum, I just had to (do a) shake test to make sure I could type this right.

by J Chill April 9, 2010

covid test

When you fart under the covers, if you can smell it or taste it your negative

Went for a covid test and they gave me a blanket, and told to go in the back and fart under it. I was so nervous till I tasted my shit. I was so relieved I didn't have the virus

by CandyFrank October 28, 2021

Johnny Test

Johnny Test is such a good friend of mine. He sucks at pool, loves trail mix, and is hilarious. He also goes by John Cena. He is weird and wants to drop out of college because he is giving up. Tell him not to. He also is a momma's boy and a pussy. He won't let people play on his phone or use any of his items. He is super stingy with money. He has many friends.

Johnny Test, I don't want you on my pool team, you suck!

by Yinz November 8, 2022