Springstession

Obsession with Bruce Springsteen.

"My Springstession is getting out of control! I was thinking about him all through English class!"

by Pirate Erin December 17, 2008

Springboro Junior High School

A school just a half mile from (Springboro High School) where about 25% of the students, who are often jocks, are complete jerks who are rich as fuck and talk shit about each other behind each others backs. Of that 25% some engage in illegal activity such as finding the "Candy Shop" and buying some "candy" for their personal use. Roughly 10% of the people are bullies who knowingly antagonize their victim on a daily basis by saying "Hey (insert victim's name here)" which is meant to simply just make the victim feel awkward and belittle them. When this occurs often the victim can do nothing because they cannot simply go to a teacher and say that someone keeps saying hi to them. About 50% of the students are normal people who are simply trying to do the best they can and walk around in a bliss simply not coming to the realization of the bullying and other illicit activities that are happening around them. Lastly, there is the 15% that are normal humane people that are willing to help those that are belittled and bullied, but often get bullied for it. Overall, life at SJHS sucks for those that aren't jerks and rich.

Kid 1: Do you go to Springboro Junior High School?
Kid 2: Yes, it sucks. All the jocks are rich and complete asses.

by Inconspicuos May 20, 2016

Spring Cleaning

A complete waste of time,
Basically just cleaning your house like you do every other week.

Spring cleaning is boring.

by Boi On Fleek April 5, 2017

Springboro

City located in Southwestern Ohio between Dayton and Cincinnati. Predominantly upper middle-class Republican residents with kind hearts and strong work ethics. Big and little shops, plenty of restaurants, and a small town that continues to grow.

Springboro Ohio is a fine Midwestern town.

by OxC May 4, 2018

No Spring!

This phrase is used to express frustration or exasperated disappointment.

Other versions of this can be said as "my springs are gone", or "someone stole my springs" or "Springs no longer exist?!"

I got a 37 percent on my AP Chemistry Exam!? No Spring!

by Vincent Famov August 31, 2008

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

last exit to springfield

probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.

most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)

by Adrian May 23, 2006