When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
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by khronk June 26, 2003
Get the splaff mug.The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.
Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.
by SCrow January 6, 2007
Get the splash damping mug.by Zander. AKA Khaini May 23, 2008
Get the splazor mug.The act of receiving a blow job while discharging a 360 degree watery splash of feces, also known as diarrhea.
Our blumpkin bet quickly quickly turned into a splashkin after the indian buffet at lunch.
Rob: Why do you get so excited when Jessica gives you a splashkin?
Justin: Because if you tilt your hips just right my shit gets sprayed on her face.
Rob: And that turns you on?
Justin: Just marking my property man.
Rob: Why do you get so excited when Jessica gives you a splashkin?
Justin: Because if you tilt your hips just right my shit gets sprayed on her face.
Rob: And that turns you on?
Justin: Just marking my property man.
by cuttycut5 March 8, 2011
Get the Splashkin mug.The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual devise (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).
The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.
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