Sock Jack

When a lonely man masturbates ( to the point of orgasm ) into a sock

Dude , I've gone through 4 pairs of socks , just by sock jacking

by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022

no socks day

no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!

boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!

by john the peep March 15, 2007

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

Poop sock

You can get a poop sock by being the first comment on one of @compromised_poop_sockv3 posts. If you get 3 poop socks, you get a shoutout on his story.

Me:YAY I GOT 3 POOP SOCKS
Dad: WHO CARES
Everyone else: ME

by Lil TurdSox April 28, 2019

the poop sock

don't let mom catch you talking to bongespob paresquants at 3 am or else she will take the stinky lesson and go wacky on you with it.

Elizabreth: lol im gonna talk to my bf bongespob paresquants
Megan: NO ELIZABRETH ITS 3 AM MOM HAS THE POOP SOCK
Elizabreth: hi babe <333333333333333333333333
Pongebob Paresquants: lol heeyaw if y'all know what I mean
the poop sock: *wakes up*
mom: omg not pongebob paresquants! it's time for the poop sock.
Elizabreth: NOT THE POOP SOCK

by mastr gril123456781 June 13, 2019

sock cock

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005