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pimp-my-ride-uk 

An absolutely disturbing programme found on MTV late at night so as not to scare little children! As an Englishman, I feel a great burden has been placed on my shoulders, having to live with this disgusting display of English folk (again) trying to copy Americans! Don't get me wrong, I do actually like Pimp My Ride(USA). But Westwood? Please MTV, get rid of this cack!
(TV): "yo, this is Westwood, i'm a middle aged man trying to break onto tv, but the trouble is, I talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, i'm an ageing white man trying to be black! I really should be at home with a cup of milky tea, watching Coronation Street!"
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!

Missouri Boat Ride 

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales
Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

Mississippi boat ride 

A sexual experience where 6 or more men have sex with one another.
Hey, me and my frat buddy's went on a Mississippi boat ride the other weekend.

norweghen sleigh ride 

to give it to a girl doggie style and then pick up her arms and ride her down the stairs
dude i gave that chick a nasty norweghen sleigh ride she busted her face
norweghen sleigh ride by bumble18 February 5, 2003

Pony Ride 

Having sexual intercourse while the male is behind the female. similar to Doggy Style, but grabs a hold of the females hair like the reigns of a pony/horse, possibly making horse noises
Jack was wild, so he went and had a Pony Ride with Sally.
Pony Ride by Jack's outta the Box December 21, 2009
Being together, forever, untill the time you die
Rihanna song we ride
"when we ride, we ride till the day we die"
WE RIDE by Milzzzz September 2, 2006
stolen car that you drive around like it's yours until you sell it or get caught.
do you wanna buy this car?, I will sell it to you for cheap, I swear it is not a g-ride.
g ride by weldergirl September 1, 2005