2 definitions by Ricardo G-man
Basically, it's like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!
"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND ON ITV?!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"
by Ricardo G-man June 27, 2005
An absolutely disturbing programme found on MTV late at night so as not to scare little children! As an Englishman, I feel a great burden has been placed on my shoulders, having to live with this disgusting display of English folk (again) trying to copy Americans! Don't get me wrong, I do actually like Pimp My Ride(USA). But Westwood? Please MTV, get rid of this cack!
(TV): "yo, this is Westwood, i'm a middle aged man trying to break onto tv, but the trouble is, I talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, i'm an ageing white man trying to be black! I really should be at home with a cup of milky tea, watching Coronation Street!"
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!
by Ricardo G-man June 28, 2005