monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta

1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"

by Dabito February 23, 2011

crystal mountain

A song by the American metal band "Death," on their 2nd to last album "Symbolic." Crystal Mountain is what you want it to be. Only Chuck Schuldiner knows what it was to him. But whatever it was to him, he was very indirect.The only thing that can be certain is that it was a place where bad things happen. It can be your home, school, work, it can even be your mind...

"Inside crystal mountain, evil takes it's form."
"Inside crystal mountain, commandments are reborn."

by Stuntman Reege January 9, 2008

Mountain Jew

informal for Swiss

These Mountain Jews are really good at making money by exploiting the global financial system.

by cathy_newman_2018 December 2, 2018

mountain lion

A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

by WuBang3R December 10, 2008

Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

mountbattened

blown up; exploded; detonated

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.

by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007

broke dick mountain

1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

by Heypow January 10, 2015