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Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!
You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!
by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023
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Moses Fart

To fart so aggressively while pissing that you cause your stream to part.
Holy shit!!! I just parted the yellow sea with this Moses Fart!!!
by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
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montserad

Montserad is the best friend you could ever have, she is smart , beautiful , athletic, great style, and a bookworm.she would hug and comfort you the second she sees you frown because she wants her friends to alway be happy.don’t let her go!she is the best person you could ever meet.A montserad might look like the perfect person but she has to meet difficult expectations that tire her sometimes, so be easy with her because she might look strong but she also needs someone to comfort her too.your the best Montse
Girl 1: “oh my god I wish I was friends with her she must be the best
Girl 2:”Montserad? Yea she is, believe me
by Kallmewhatever November 21, 2023
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moshshit

Man: Holey fuck! That guy's taking a shit in the moshpit!

Me: Yeah... it's called a moshshit
by Amboslice December 10, 2023
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moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.
We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.
by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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moses

a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.
oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored
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