moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003

Moose knuckle

Male version of a camel toe.
The man camel toe occurs when a guy wears pants that are too tight around the crotch. The pants are also called nut huggers.

mooseknuckle moose knuckle

by Ty55 August 16, 2011

moose

An all-around definition with many meanings.

1. An insult
2. Something to say when you are mad at someone for being a fucking idiot.
3. Something to say at random

1. You moose!
2. You moose! Go to Belleville!
3. Moose!

by P $ February 14, 2004

Moose

A moose is another word for whore. A way to describe a slut. Can also be used as "Moosie".

Friend 1: Damn that girl is good looking

Friend 2: Yeah dude, but I bet she is a total moose.

by Nick, Cordell, Ian January 25, 2009

moose nose

the male equivelent of a camel toe

he has such a moose nose.

by Chad and Nick December 17, 2008

Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

by cody fauber December 3, 2004