half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

half natty

A short bodybuilder.

Matt Ogus is a half natty.

by Wordington December 23, 2015

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

half dollar

A blowjob, named partially due to the exceedingly low cost found in some areas.

I'll give you 50 cents for a half dollar.

by VertaShow May 31, 2010

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 3, 2020

half-stro

when intercourse will be taking place later in the romantic interlude, you can give a half-stro with your mouth to get the male erect.

Steph: Come on, babe, let's do it.

Gary: I don't know, I'm not ready yet.

Steph: That's ok. I'll give you a half-stro to get you started.

by slees August 5, 2009