A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"

Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"

smooth goose by nobby_b December 10, 2015

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Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

Speedy Goose by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

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throat goose

When deepthroating a penis, a person who 'inhales' / quickly deepthroats said penis in a very short amount of time and then follows up by biting the dick forcefully after they ejaculate is often referred to as a 'throat goose', mostly for the implication of the 'long' neck and aggressive biting action .

INHALE THE DICK!! BITE OFF THE DICK!!!! THAT'S A THROAT GOOSE ALRIGHT!

throat goose by M.P.D Tarantula November 18, 2017

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mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.

We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.

mecha goose by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018

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