Definitions by HailToTheDock

Akken 

Akken is a term used to define a subrace of human beings who dwell underground, their main source of nutrition comes from sucking the energy from septic tanks and rats. Early on an Akken may use its abilities to venture into the wild, however light and other creatures scares it back into the sewers, where it remains.

Damn dude, I think I saw an Akken!
What? Shit we better get outta here.

Akken by HailToTheDock November 23, 2021

selfbang 

The act of gangbanging yourself.

Example: Naruto cloned himself and selfbang the shit out of himself.

selfbang by HailToTheDock November 20, 2020

Justin

A jerk who will eat a roommate's left overs in the fridge even though they told him not to. Basically a douche.

Yo my roommate Justin is a total dickweed who ate my last brownie.

Justin by HailToTheDock April 18, 2020

mecha goose 

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.

We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.

mecha goose by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018