3 definitions by HailToTheDock

1
The act of gangbanging yourself.
Example: Naruto cloned himself and selfbang the shit out of himself.
by HailToTheDock November 20, 2020
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A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.
We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.
by HailToTheDock January 15, 2018
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A jerk who will eat a roommate's left overs in the fridge even though they told him not to. Basically a douche.
Yo my roommate Justin is a total dickweed who ate my last brownie.
by HailToTheDock April 18, 2020
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