Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017

Red Dragon

Immediately after period sex, when the penis is still erect but also covered in blood.

Are you ready to slay the red dragon?

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017

Yellow Bubbles

After peeing but before flushing, those little bubbles that form on the surface of the water and slowly pop until they're all gone.

I don't know why, but I really like watching all the yellow bubbles after I pee. They relax me.

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017

Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.

I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017

Grey Clown

A serious medical condition caused by a lack of blood flow to the penis, not only in the form of Erectile Dysfunction, but also in normal blood flow. This leaves the penis permanently flaccid and with a slight greyish hint due to the lack of blood.

Jackson: Hey bro. I saw you taking Chloe home last night. You smash?
Paul: As soon as I took my pants off she laughed at my grey clown and left.

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017