Indian goggles 

n. A set of balls is cut off from an Indian male to replace his eyeballs

This fucking Indian prick...what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah...Aarav. Give him the Indian goggles.

Indian goggles by ThatWillBeTheDay August 19, 2024

Hot goggles 

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

Hot goggles by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024

Rally Goggles 

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”

"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"

Rally Goggles by OC2025 July 21, 2025

ayala goggles

when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.

John: "yo ___ is so pretty"
Jamal: "hell naw twin, ayala goggles fr"

ayala goggles by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025

Bender goggles

Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.

Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.

Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to

take your man card off you bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Bender goggles by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026

Emotional beer goggles 

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

Emotional beer goggles by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Residential Beer Goggles 

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

Residential Beer Goggles by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017