flagpole adventure

The act o hiding a boner by flipping it skyward and tightening your belt to hide it. With the tension on your cock you pull back and have a male or female shit in between your cock and lower stomach and let go of your rager and watch the feces splatter across your body and have your partner lick it off of you.

Hilary Clinton gives nasty flagpole adventures... you heard me.

by porkhammer117 September 3, 2009

Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 1, 2009

Flap Juice

The ooze that builds up on each corner of the mouth of that creepy neighbor that talks to much and prevents you from getting anywhere on time.

I ran into Mr Smith today and after an hour of him telling me about his cats urinary tract infection, I couldn't keep my eyes off his flap juice. spit gross

by Seadoochrissy March 18, 2013

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

mud flap

When you take a shit and it gets on on your nuts. It looks like a muddy tire flap.

I got explosive diarrhea last night and ended up getting a nice mud flap.

by tennessee tophat January 5, 2016

flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

Mud Flap

Balls. When sitting correctly, a mans testes may cover the anus and becoming a 'mud flap'. Also, when two are engaged in intercourse in the missionary position, the mans testes may cover the woman's anus and therefore becoming the woman's 'mud flap'.

Woman: What's a mud flap?
Man: I'll show you...

by saggy sack October 27, 2010