Flabbergasted

When you have a nasty shit coming but you can’t push it out

Damn bruh, I was so flabbergasted last night that I missed the big game

by Black Hammer10 May 2, 2019

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019

flabbergap

To be left with nothing in mind

After the presentation, the boy was flabbergaped.

She was fabbergapted when I took her ring back.

by Jigamari May 21, 2019

flabberblasted

When a girl tosses a guys salad and he farts.

I accidentally flabberblasted in her face, and she didn’t break up with me. What a keeper.

by kittygirl9087654 July 16, 2019

Flabby Abs

Flabby abs is when you have more flab then abs, but you want to say you have abs.

"I have Flabby Abs!"
"My flab is my abs!"

"One second, let me show off my flabby abs!"

by Puagrace August 14, 2019

flabverage

Using one's flabby belly to gain the advantage of moving a heavy object...

Yo joe flabverage that refrigerator!!!

by Spraggle Berrie Rock October 10, 2019

Flabbadingdong

A large penis slapped across someone’s face and then told to eat a shit.

Come and flabbadingdong me please Johnny

by Eee3eeE October 18, 2019