Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.

Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.

by not elis November 21, 2021

Elis

Elis is a friend of mine that weighs about 2 grams and idk why

person1: how much do you weigh?
person2: I weigh about as much as Elis.
person1: Jesus christ

by Mussclik August 9, 2020

Eli

A fuckin retard that you can't out with every day and sometimes maybe call him daddy. But he is a good friend over all and you just love him as a brother. And hes always there for you no matter what he is jus5 the best person you'll ever meet.

Eli is my daddy

by SHUT THE FUCK UP CARL November 13, 2021

eli

(they/them) a very hot brit who is obsessed with fred weasley.

violet: eli is super hot.

by eliish0rny June 24, 2021

Elis

The person who gets ghosted by everyone

“Omg they’re such an ELIS”

by Kikiki May 3, 2020

The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

by VCgess April 13, 2023