electric valium

Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sit.coms

"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from work though... oh yeah, electric valium, just what i need to nod off!"

by edjog October 8, 2005

electrian

A person who is proficient in matters concerning electricity, including wiring; motors and drives; instrumentation; lighting; programmable logic controllers. Typical electrians are recruited from the ranks of stinking factory workers. Electrians are famous for there ability to eat enormous quantities of doughnuts and pizza. Electrians sell their children for whiskey.

My computer wasn't computin' so I called for an ELECTRIAN and he came by and couldn't fix it but he looked real good doing it and sounded so smart that I'm sure he must be a genius !!

by Dave Wiggins March 21, 2007

Electrotica

A type of pornography based on arousal from electronic devices. Usually viewed by extreme geeks.

Two teenage geeks watching electrotica:

"Check out that ten gig kingston stick of ram. Its uber sexy"

"oh man id do it even if it had a virus"

"leet dude...leet"

by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007

Electric Gonorreah

'The noisy killer' Affects around 20% of youth.

Esaily spotted by the noise made by sufferers:

'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG" (imagine the hum on 100 000 Volts, amplify it a little and reduce)

Sufferer: 'I've got Electric Gonorreah --BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG-- the noisy killer'

Doctor: 'Get the fuck away from me'

by MWG, The Noisy Killer February 3, 2010

Carmen Electra

The most incredibly hot chik who has ever existed. She's a bitch for marrying that Dave Na-fucking-varro faggot, but i'd eat my dick to get a chance do her.

A Carmen Electra in your hand is better than two Pam Andersons on your bush.

by Deejai August 7, 2004

electrosexual

person who uses video games as an excuse for not having sex with hideously ugly people

Kripke is not an electrosexual since he had sex with a retard instead of playing xbox.

by harry vagina March 28, 2004

Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.

"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"

by Lboogied May 18, 2010