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Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
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Borderline personality disorder

What my sister has.
Rachel: what's wrong?

Me: I didn't get any sleep last night

Rachel: why not?

Me: because my sister was up all night yelling to my parents about how she wishes she was never born

Rachel: that's some real shit

Me: yeah well... that's what life is like when your sister has borderline personality disorder
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Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)

Depression brought on by the shit storm of nursing school
I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!
by J4ckofhe4rts October 13, 2015
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Diktor

A person male who is fucking a girl and gets a call from another girl he fucks regularly because she needs a ride home from jail or she will get booked in. He proceeds to tell her he's just finishing his orgasm and he will be there. When they arrived at her home after being picked up from the jail he proceeded to try to fuck her when it is obvious that he has not showered because he smells like her. She allows him to fuck her because she feels obligated. Because he saved her; but she does not enjoy it at all and is left feeling disrespected, degraded, and cheap
Jinn: OMG! I cannot fucking believe you tried to have sex with me right after you fucked another girl !! Youvdidn't even take a shower !!! You smelled just like her!!!

Viktor: well dang I didn't have time I had to come get you so quickly or you would have been booked in.

Jinn: well then you should have fucking waited till the next time we saw each other or shower.. you just don't know how fucking disrespectful that was!! Such a Diktor!
by BuckLey Woodcock May 30, 2018
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Diorna

Diornas are incredibly beautiful, which is why they are so rare. They are quite aggressive, but it's only because they care about the people around them. If you know a Diorna, keep her happy, because she is easily distracted.
Why is she such a Diorna?
by Diorna October 3, 2018
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Dictorial

When a person is not in charge, but acts like they are.
Gary sure was acting dictorial today. Does he think he's running this place?
by Popo4242 December 21, 2018
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Grave Disorder

A Horror Punk/Rock band. Formed in 2004 on Long Island, NY.
I saw Grave Disorder last night in concert.
by Logan Fletcher May 30, 2006
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