Animal Farm

1) A book written by George Orwell about the dangers of communism.

2) A book you should read before going away to a liberal arts school if you don't want to get swept up in communist (radical leftist, anti-fascist) propaganda like I did.
I went to college as a bright young woman ready to explore the world. I came our a crushed, brainwashed, shell of a person because I was indoctrinated into a communist student organization my freshman year. I wish I paid more attention in class during high school when they taught us about Animal Farm, because then maybe I wouldnt have ever joined the group or gotten the words "capitalism kills" tattooed across my back.
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What my sister has.
Rachel: what's wrong?

Me: I didn't get any sleep last night

Rachel: why not?

Me: because my sister was up all night yelling to my parents about how she wishes she was never born

Rachel: that's some real shit

Me: yeah well... that's what life is like when your sister has borderline personality disorder
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