Diktor

A person male who is fucking a girl and gets a call from another girl he fucks regularly because she needs a ride home from jail or she will get booked in. He proceeds to tell her he's just finishing his orgasm and he will be there. When they arrived at her home after being picked up from the jail he proceeded to try to fuck her when it is obvious that he has not showered because he smells like her. She allows him to fuck her because she feels obligated. Because he saved her; but she does not enjoy it at all and is left feeling disrespected, degraded, and cheap

Jinn: OMG! I cannot fucking believe you tried to have sex with me right after you fucked another girl !! Youvdidn't even take a shower !!! You smelled just like her!!!

Viktor: well dang I didn't have time I had to come get you so quickly or you would have been booked in.

Jinn: well then you should have fucking waited till the next time we saw each other or shower.. you just don't know how fucking disrespectful that was!! Such a Diktor!

by BuckLey Woodcock May 30, 2018

Doktor Skipper

Commentary YouTuber

Low-key, I thought Doktor Skipper was a real bird.

by KRJ_YT May 14, 2021

Vagina Distortion Field

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

distortionist

A less biting, somewhat elegant and mystical sounding term used to describe a practiced liar.

At one time, before his traitorous cognitive decline, the Hitman in Chief was a most prolific and talented distortionist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Dictoria

A short asian girl who is judgemental.

Victoria is a dictoria. benistoria

by Guife23 March 17, 2013

Perspectorial distortion

When a girl looks good from a distance but as the girl gets closer you realize that your previous notion was false. (Also know as P.D.)

When you see that girl from a distance and is like damn shes hot, but when she gets close you notice 5 warts on her face and an abnormally lopsided set of breast. You say "damn that was some major P.D.(Perspectorial distortion )".

by Goldenshot1000 November 8, 2015