Decklen

A chavvy, gentleman who cannot boast more about the women he has shagged then the children he found out he does have. For your information its normally over 20 children, all on benefits and drugged up to their eyeballs with child support.

Friend: I dare say, but you seem a bit like a Decklen.
Accused: How did you find out about the kids?

by ProLeaguePlayer9000 February 26, 2019

Dicked on

When you get absolutely embarrassed after you talked a whole lot shit

Jake Paul vs Connor mcgregor- “damn Jake Paul really got dicked on by mcgregor”

by Genna likes anal December 14, 2020

Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

by MU-apathetic March 6, 2013

broke dicker

The broke dicker is a legen wait for it....dary legendary sex move involving a male, petite female, and a door. The female takes the dick up the ass like a champ from the doggy style position, halfway in and out of a doorway, and primes the males penis for the climax. Right before ejaculation happens the female slams the door shut on the males dick and intensifies the males orgasm, while rendering his penis useless for the next few months. The male's dick is now broke but the experience is worth it, definitely takes a kinky pair to try this one.

Boy: Want to try the broke dicker?

Girl: You must have balls of steel if you want to try that!

by Stormthegreatest October 14, 2013

chicken dicker

A 99 year old man who jerks off four times a day. Usuall after using the bathroom and shakes his dick thinking it was a stranger doing it.

Best time of the day is whwn I jerk off in seven eleven said the chicken dicker.

by chickendicker July 5, 2014

short dicked it

When you misjudge the distance needed to throw an object into the trash

Watch me make this

*Shoots and misses*
Aww man, I short dicked it

by shortdickery June 30, 2016

Charles Dickens

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019