1 definition by ProLeaguePlayer9000
A chavvy, gentleman who cannot boast more about the women he has shagged then the children he found out he does have. For your information its normally over 20 children, all on benefits and drugged up to their eyeballs with child support.
Friend: I dare say, but you seem a bit like a Decklen.
Accused: How did you find out about the kids?
Accused: How did you find out about the kids?
by ProLeaguePlayer9000 February 26, 2019