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Dead Phone Syndrome

noun: When you call people, but none pick up, as if simulatenously all telecommunication services are disabled.
Can stretch over the course of an hour to over a day.
Jerry: I tried to call Melissa yesterday, she did not pick up. But as I was bored I decided to call Phillipp, Josef, Sandra, Yvonne and even my mother, but apparently today was dead phone syndrome!

Tom: I have that as well occassionally, ... but hey, you didn't try to call me!

Jerry: ...
by TheDefinitioner90 October 22, 2010
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dead pocket

noun; in pool, a pocket where the eight ball has been inadvertently set up early in the game. This essentially means that all other object balls must be deflected from this area to prevent either player from pocketing the eight ball too early and losing the game.
Tony cleverly turned the right corner into a dead pocket, preventing John from scoring on the next shot.
by Col. Hans Landa October 25, 2011
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dead broke

"dead broke" is the state of being without any money or any available cash reserves whatsoever. More than just broke or skint it means absolutely not having a pot to piss in. More at brassic or tapped out. It is often used in the form of an oral self-evaluation or a defensive declaration by someone hoping to convince others (e.g., a creditor) that he or she is absolutely unable to meet even a small portion of a pecuniary obligation or debt. Such a declarant may well spotlight their penniless state by pulling out and exposing their empty pockets.
"Sorry, I can't pay you anything now 'cause I'm dead broke, man!"
by Trochilus June 10, 2014
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drop dead message

A useless (toy) computer message with no remedial action suggested.
The general meaning is that this is the end of the line and you made the wrong choice in the beginning. Also, a message with remedial action suggested that could have been automated.
I just got a drop dead message that says "UNABLE TO OPEN FILE" as in wouldn't it be nice if the genius programmer would tell us more specifically what the problem is and what we might do about it. If the message says "You must dial a 1 before this number", one wonders why the system couldn't just make life a bit easier.
by Chris0101 February 24, 2008
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On dead dogs

Where if a person says “on dead dogs” this means they put that on their dead “homies” grave.Therefore, if they lie when they say this it will be 6 punches to their chest
by Real Smart Kid September 18, 2018
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you are dead

error 404(or formally 410):the definition foryou are dead is gone forever
by DeltaPlayzYT November 26, 2019
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house of the dead

show girls of horror movies. this movie is shit.
dont see house of the dead unless you are drunk or on crack.
by big mike the man October 31, 2003
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