Causeif

The part of skin between your balls and your asshole. Cause if it wasn't there, everything would fall off.

I have a real sweaty causeif after basketball.

He pissed me off so I tried to kick him in the nuts, but hit his causeif instead.

by Schnelly1 October 21, 2008

black-a-claus

When that bitch thinks Santa is white nope that nigga not he black-a-Claus he brings the best gifts for the home girls😁 need a new weave.....black-a-Claus got you

I really want a cool gift just call black-a-Claus

by 12344boooboooobear December 6, 2017

causer

mad kiddy fiddling fucker who likes to inflict pain on people who dont retaliate. Like particualrly to stab Boni in the leg with a compass in maths (check the word Boni on www.urbandictionary.com). All because Boni fucked his mum in thirteen different ways.

-take this boni
-OUCH!
-Haha
-I had your mum, smell your mum *offers hand*
-You bastard (and stabs)

by LeVeL 27 BoY December 20, 2003

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!

by Neil A September 9, 2008

Santa Claus

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.

Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.

by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008

Claustromania

Claustromania would have to be a liking for small spaces excessively , while agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces so preference is for an enclosed space, though not necessarily small.

-phobia (fear of ) ; -philia ( fondness of ) ; -mania ( excessive desire of ).

I have Claustromania as opposed to Claustrophobia, I LOVE small spaces!

by TheGimmick December 30, 2015

wills classen

no

the complete obasite

by w May 23, 2003