Keith Lemon: i think you are bang tidy
Katie Price: wot does bang tidy mean?
Keith Lemon: it mean i fink u is well sexy
Katie Price: well thank you keith
Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.
I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.