amazonshotgf

a sexy girl who loves freya

I love Freya so much I feel like a Amazonshotgf!

by YuriStay March 23, 2022

Amazonian

A worker for Amazon PRIME.

You are now in the Amazonian cult.

by Stoowyguy April 20, 2022

amazonian

An active Amazon associate or worker. This does not include third-party vendors (engineers, delivery drivers, or anyone with a yellow badge) since they’re not an active AA (Amazon associate).

Good morning AMAZONIANS, there’s free breakfast in the break room today.

by WordsYouNeed2Know May 26, 2022

amazoniac

A person who is obsessed with shopping on Amazon, using Amazon Prime.

Girl, she is an Amazoniac, so you know she found it on Amazon!

by that'swhatitmeans August 9, 2022

Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

Amazonian prime

The boomer way of saying Amazon prime.

I’d like the browse the Amazonian prime please.

Can you believe that the Amazonian prime can ship you an item in 2 days? I personally don’t believe it, I think it’s a myth.

by Akot69696969 August 1, 2023