When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.
Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016
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1. Being away from/off any path towards a romantic or sexual relationship to such a high degree that the person will avoid people altogether to ensure that they're single forever.
Noun
1. A person who avoids any form of romantic or sexual relationships and will avoid people altogether to ensure that they stay single forever.
1. Being away from/off any path towards a romantic or sexual relationship to such a high degree that the person will avoid people altogether to ensure that they're single forever.
Noun
1. A person who avoids any form of romantic or sexual relationships and will avoid people altogether to ensure that they stay single forever.
"What's up with Angela? She isn't coming out of her room."
"Well, she told me that she's avoiding people because she's 'Absexual'."
"Well, she told me that she's avoiding people because she's 'Absexual'."
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When a person's smile is so big that their cheeks push up their lower eyelids and they can't see anymore.
When a person's smile is so big that their cheeks push up their lower eyelids and they can't see anymore.
Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. He just ran into tree and he's still laughing
Person 2: He must have ABSS.
Person 2: He must have ABSS.
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Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.
Person 2: You mean absolutely?
Person 1: That's what I said, absotively.
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May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation
- And even death
May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation
- And even death
DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”
Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”
Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”
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