Absencorinthianosis

When you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of Corinthian’s voice.

May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation

- And even death

DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”

Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”