Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.

person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.

by G-man 666 December 4, 2009

Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.

"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."

by Lokiejones November 7, 2011

walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

by barness910 April 20, 2011

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 9, 2004

street walker

To be avoided at all times; usually a tranny with VD. Much cheaper than a massage parlor, but much more dangerous.

The street walker offered $10 blowjobs to the passersby. (S)he was later arrested.

by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

walker

A man, asexual or homosexual, who can safely escort a woman, married or otherwise, to a social event, without hint of suspicion or relationship beyond friendship. A safe male companion.

Before becoming so waspish, Truman Capote was a reliable walker for Park Avenue society matrons.

by Ron Erickson September 30, 2006

Dylan Walker

Greatness

Dylan Walker is the best. Period.

by Godesque July 27, 2012